Has the world lost its mind? Crazy media wrongly thinks Kamala is a ‘brat’ thing

The presidential race has been rocked by a political earthquake.

Is it that Joe Biden dropped out more than three months before Election Day — a move without precedent in the past half century?

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Could it be the assassination attempt on Donald Trump two weeks ago and the Republican National Convention just days later?

Wrong again!

How about Trump’s selection of Ohio Senator JD Vance as his running mate?

That’s three strikes.

No, pinky-out publications like the Atlantic, the Guardian and the New York Times — so serious! So honorable! — insisting that the word “brat” is worth endless analysis of the Washington game-changer.

Those delusional lunatics claim that the four little letters, which could refer to Veruca salt or grilled German sausage, will sway Gen Z to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris in November.

How stupid they are.

In this instance the journalist’s veil comes swirling, because “Brat” is a popular new album by singer Charli XCX, which has led to young cultural lemmings referring to themselves as “Brat” from June to August with zero identity other than a stupid catchphrase. summer.”

What does this have to do with an aspiring Democratic Party nominee?

Well, the singer wrote on X that “orange IS brat” — dumb, pointless — causing one of Harris’ official X accounts, @kamalahq, to ​​then change its banner to the album’s avocado green color.

Screw the southern boundary. Like kids when the pizza man rings the doorbell, the media sprint to their keyboards to announce that Harris has already taken the youth vote in one day.

As evidenced by their explosion of social media posts (which also make hay of an old quote about a coconut tree), they claim that Harris has the image. softened: He’s cool and wants to take a selfie with the Pole kids now and forever

CNN called it “a strong endorsement for the candidate”.

The Times went further, saying that Charli XCX “blessed the Harris campaign with its greatest possible asset: online relevance.”

(If you think that only a rare pinch-hitter presidential candidate in the historical cycle has actually caused an online spike in VIP, how ignorant you are.)

CBS, reviewing Harris as “Twisters”, called the candidate “Gen Z’s ‘brat summer’ icon”.

These free political ads definitely outweigh the sobering reality: no one will remember it in a week!

Don’t these slappers know that a meme is just a passing joke?

You look, you smile, you go.

You are never late.

Remember when Hillary Clinton became a joke meme in 2012 for wearing sunglasses while staring intently at her phone? Four years later he was giving a concession speech at Javits.

Fame and celebrity certainly play into Harris’ situation, and the fact that Hillary’s husband, Bill, is a prime example of pop culture tipping the scales in past presidential races.

But the world has changed since the 1990s — when then-candidate Bill Clinton playing the saxophone on “The Arsenio Hall Show” was considered a watershed moment in American politics that, arguably, helped him win the White House.

Now, a president barely registers sitting down for an interview on a late-night talk show. A-listers’ gushing comments about them, tune out.

The nation’s attention knows no bounds for a former president almost being shot in the head.

So does the media believe that Orange’s “brat summer” is somehow different?

Will cute pictures with boring quotes push a Blaze generation — one that prefers short YouTube clips to movies — to fill the circle next to Harris?

Young people who are already in love with a vice president who was kept out of the spotlight for three years because of his constant gaffes?

What is intentional thinking.