Paige Spiranac issues warning to men: Joe Burrow ‘stole your daughter’

If your daughter has fallen in love with Joe Burrow, Paige Spiranac can help.

The 29-year-old golf influencer took to Twitter on Monday to do a “wellness checkup” on the men whose loved ones crush the Bengals quarterback.

In a video captioned, “Here are the warning signs that Joe Burrow stole your daughter,” Spiranac said, “Men are you okay? This is a wellness check-up. I just want to make sure everything’s been okay since Joe Burrow stole your daughters. And you’re probably like, ‘Paige, my daughter would never do that.’

“Here are some warning signs you should probably pay attention to: You ask for her favorite number. She says, ‘9.’ She’s weirdly wearing a lot of orange and black and it’s not Halloween. She says, “Hey baby, I think you’d look good with blonde highlights, maybe blonde hair.”

“Weirdly, she buys you a lot of turtlenecks and sunglasses. She asks you what time the Bengals game is. She never liked football before. What is going on?

“She wants to visit Ohio. Seems like a nice place to visit. You casually mention something about Joe Burrow, and she says, “Well, he’s a Sagittarius.”

“And, the final nail in the coffin: his Google search history looks like this,” Spiranac said before showing a series of Google searches, including “Who is Joe Burrow’s girlfriend?” and “Is Joe Burrow single?”

Spiranac concluded with: “So the question is not, who is it? That is, how are you going to get your daughter back?

Burrow, who has been dating girlfriend Olivia Holzmacher since 2017, has become a fan favorite for her off-court fashion, including her signature tinted sunglasses he wore after Cincinnati’s win over the Raiders last January.

Last week, Spiranac – which landed the cover of the Maxim “Hot 100” 2022 issue – launched a subscription content site, OnlyPaige.

The Bengals visit the Chiefs in Sunday’s AFC Championship game.